Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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