Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Justin Bieber

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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