Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Yes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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