why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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