Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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