What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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You copy and paster!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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