Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Penis.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Anti Joke

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