What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Apple.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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