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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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