- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

A man walks into a pole.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

What does 1+1 equal? 2

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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