A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A woman's opinion

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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hey

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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^that joke's not funny

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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