what sucks? things that suck

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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