Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Your grandma's cookies.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

anti jokes are for fags

DON"T READ THIS!

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

full house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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