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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.