Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

There was an american man on the way to work.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Gingers.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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