What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Romans rights.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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