How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Come In!

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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How long is a china man?

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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