- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Flop dog

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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