- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

a man said hi.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Agent 47.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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