Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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