- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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