- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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A white person at Harvard

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