- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What is more worse than death? Death

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Your mom is fat

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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