A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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PSN IS UP

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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