[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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