How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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