So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Christians pornstars.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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