Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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The person below me is weird.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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