a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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purple pickles

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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This one sucks!

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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this is not a joke

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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THE END.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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