what's worst than being gay? being black

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Sarah Palin

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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shut up iggy

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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I've got a dig bick

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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