Black Friday

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Anti Joke

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