- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Lil Wayne

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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