- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

why was 6 afraid of 7?

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Lil Wayne

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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