What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Take this and put it- No.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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your moms my other ride

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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