What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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I ponder

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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