Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What did Delaware? A coat.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Your Mom

I pooped.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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