roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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purple pickles

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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