How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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fruit salad?

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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