Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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fruit salad?

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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