- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

i am and me is i

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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