i am and me is i

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

I just can't stand sitting down!

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Pinus Testicles

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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