What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

A horse walks into a barn.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Jaden McMichael

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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