Knock Knock Go Away

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Pinus Testicles

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Jaden McMichael

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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