- Anti Joke

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400