- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mans opinion.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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