How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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