Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Women's rights.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Womans profesional lacrosse

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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