Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Reading books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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