There's my tractor.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Joke.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Women's rights

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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