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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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