- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

A mans opinion.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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