A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Snooki

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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David Silberberg is gay

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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