What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Joke.

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you

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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shut up iggy

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Women's rights

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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