- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

David Silberberg is gay

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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