the WNBA

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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lol a man is drowning

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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