Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's 9+10? 19

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What did the car do? CRASH!

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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